from my lovely and dear friend Kent explaining why baby hasn't arrived yet:

The reason baby's so late is because the
little one is with me right now. I'm giving baby a few pointers on the
workings of the world before the delivery. Things like:

1. You're only as good as your last hit single.
2. US Weekly over People mag. Hands down.
3. It's never to late to start thinking about next season's hairstyle.
4. You're daddy's cool.